Electricity is really just organized lightning
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George Carlin
Truth is not fully explosive, but purely electric. You don't blow the world up with the truth; you shock it into motion.
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Criss Jami
Many conscientious environmentalists are repelled by the word "abundance, " automatically associating it with irresponsible consumerism and plundering of Earth's resources. In the context of grassroots frustration, insensitive enthusing about the potential for energy abundance usually elicits an annoyed retort. "We have to conserve." The...
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Jeane Manning
In Science don't confound Normal static electricity To ecstatic eccentricity. Here is what I found: Electric charges As they rise up your hair In contrast with a discharge, Rarity leaves you up in the air!
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Ana Claudia Antunes
Don't sell the warmer for an air conditioner just because its summer, for in winter, you will have to do the reverse.
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Ikechukwu Izuakor
More Quotes By George Carlin
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you...
It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.
Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to...
